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When you start cumming so hard it bleeds and everything around you becomes cum and the earth turns into cum and aliens start cumming until space and time becums cum and you just cum until everything is CUM
Person 1: Ever like it when your brain goes numb?
Person 2: Dunno
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Gay slang for having gay sexy hot rough sex while cumming.
Person 1: Ever like it when your brain goes numb?
Person 2: Yeah...
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Exclamation uttered by a waiter when he recieves a large gratuity.
Chance opens the guestcheck presenter,scans for the tip, and, feeling it, blurts "BOOM goes the dynamite!"
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A really good song by nevershoutnever!
Here Goes Nothin' lyrics:p
"If timings everything
stop telling me you're taking your time
I know you're anxious
But you're running your mouth like you're five
Years old again
It's so hard to pretend
Like I know everything
I dont know anything
I wanted you to see
That I got nothin
I'll sit back and I'll watch the show
I'll lay awake and I'll watch the stars as they collide
My eyes they do see
I don't breathe the way I used to
My lips they don't sing
I won't be the way I was on that night
Steady breathing is all I can advise
To a girl with a sweet tooth for revenge
I know I'm crazy but it's so hard to pretend
Like I know everything
I dont know anything
I wanted you to see
That I got nothin
I'll sit back and I'll watch the show
I'll lay awake and I'll watch the stars as they collide
My eyes they do see
I don't breathe the way I used to
My lips they don't sing
I won't be the way I was on that night
Was the night everbody agreed I was wrong about you
I told them you were being so strong
I knew you were a liar
I knew you were a liar from the start
(x2)
Don't treat me like I'm playing a game
Cause baby I don't want to lose
Baby I don't want to risk it all for you
My eyes they do see
I don't breathe the way I used to
My lips they don't sing
I won't be the way I was on that night"
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A good quote from Trailer Park Boys tv show. When something doesn't exactly go the way you wanted and leaves you disappointed.
Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. Fuckin way she goes boys, fuckin way she goes...
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A criitical failure in movie history.
"The movie is over."
"Oh really? How'd it do?"
"Exit polls resulted that is was equal to Ernest Goes to Jail."
"Oh really? Send them my Congratulations."
"Dave, Ernest Goes To Jail was a critical failure."
"No way! That movie rocked!"
"Dave..."
"OK, send them my condolences."
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Something my seriously sadistic older brother used to say to get me to be quiet or to behave, in a multitude of scenarios, throughout my life.
Oh no, there goes Mr Bunny’s eyeballs all over the interstate!