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A precious girl that is prestigious person/thing
My girlfriend is my goober
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A rude and abrasive person on the internet whose go-to response to any disagreement is to threaten to rape or hurt you. Cannot accurately describe what they want to do to your genitalia, due to the fact that they have never seen it before.
1. "Wow, this goober thinks it's okay to threaten rape because I don't like Halo!"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
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A peanut that likes to wear monacles and thongs...and also wear a hat and carries a cane. Likes to take people up the ass and against the wall. May be found in many different styles...such as "Teen Preganancy Goober", and "Ninja Goober".
Wow that goober is looking FIIIINE in his thing and monacle. Where is the nearest wall?
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A male (?) who is mildly retarded and takes 36minutes to find a car park.
GOOOOOOOBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! NO CARPARKIN AIY BRO
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A goober is any type of bodily fluid which leaves in a large quantity. Typical goobers include semen, poop, snot, saliva and vomit.
EXAMPLE 1:
Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard."
Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?"
Man1: "Point made."
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Cum bubble, during or after sex when the male or female cum starts to bubble from air exiting the vagina
Generally accomapanies a quif
She quifed after sex and a big goober
Floated out of her vagina
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A boy or girl who is extremely attractive, but lacks the attractive confidence and poise that would make them attractive. They are cute, but weird and their personality is a turn off.
Jimmy is hot but he plays flyff...GOOBER.
Dalton is hot, but he plays golf and puts pink stuff on his nose when we go to the beach..GOOBER.
Brandon is hot, but he laughs really weird...GOOBER
He drives, but he sits with his legs crossed..GOOBER.
HE is hott, but he gets on your fucking nerves..GOOBER.
Kenadee is really pretty, but she hangs out with weird people who do drugs..GOOBER.
A Kid that has a nice body, but he talks like he is five.
Get it kids?
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