Daisy Dukes on somebody too old to be taken seriously.
That old queen has some nerve parading around in her Granny Clampets.
The real name for shabby chic
"Hey Debbie, I just love your new table and chairs. You must tell me where you got them from"
"Thanks Anna, would you believe that they are second hand from eBay. But I was happy to pay a small fortune and way more than they are really worth because the eBay description said they were genuine Granny Chic"
USA: A person who changes gears in a car slowly
Ireland: A person who french kisses grandmothers
US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?
I wear granny pannys on my head at school there soft u should try it
Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.
This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!
Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
An old aged woman who wears chains, her hats backwards, can rap, is able to walk/bounce, enjoys goings to clubs, and is a true thug in several gangs.
Xavier Rex: Shit man, look at that granny gangsta rap! She's got some beats. BEAST.
Granny Gangsta: Well I'm an old granny gangsta, and I'm here to say, I'm a wack rocker jockey so get outta my way!
Crowd: OH SHIT!
Granny gunt is slang for a fatty area below the belly button and above the pubic area of a grandma often as a result of weight gain.
I just can't help but shutter when I think of a granny gunt, it's so arousing.