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When you fuck a chick in her ass and then her pussy back in forth in quick succession.
After I gave her a greek smuggler my dick smelled like fish shit.
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During fellatio, depending on the amount of pubic hair of the partner receiving the oral pleasure, ‘Greek Hayfever’ may afflict the one giving the oral pleasure.
This is a condition where the excess of pubic hair causes irritation of the nose and eyes, inducing hayfever symptoms.
Symptoms may include: -Watering or itchy eyes
-Redness or swelling of the eyes
-Running nose
-Sinus irritation
In bad cases, the one giving oral pleasure may expel air forcibly and spasmodically through the nose and mouth, resulting in a great deal of mess (through build up of unwanted mucus on the male genetalia), discomfort and awkwardness.
Dude, I heard you gave Jenny a bad case of Greek Hayfever?
Yeah man, it was horrible, she sneezed all over my junk!
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When a man with an uncircumcised penis and a buildup of smegma (a.k.a. dick cheese) has anal sex with his partner and then tosses his or her salad afterwards. The combination of the tossed salad and the "feta" dick cheese gives you a Greek salad.
Chris and Charles enjoyed a delicious Greek salad last night.
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An exhibition sport played in ancient Greece where a sizeable mound of athletic men would writhe around naked and on top of each other, whilst being drizzled with extra virgin olive oil.
It was a regular greek scramble at work the other day.
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Something said is not understandable. They might as well be speaking Greek, assuming you don't speak Greek.
Me: What the hell is that chick blabbering about?
Friend: Who knows. It's all Greek to me.
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To fuck somebody else in the ass, usually without warning. Can be used both literally and figuratively.
"Oops, I missed!!! Sorry, honey. Didn't mean to pull the greek sneak on ya."
"So I was bidding on this thing, thought I had it,... then some dude pulled a greek sneak on me and grabbed it at the last second!"
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