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Grinching

Having a large, surprising erection from a penis of below-average size.

The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”

“That ho was so fine, I was grinching before we even got back to her dorm!” Xander exclaimed, “it was about time to I laid the rumors of my small dong to rest.”

by DickStinkem January 13, 2023


Grinching

Grinching (verb)

To Grinch someone is to ḟ̴̧̧̗͍͉͔̹͎̻͓̇͊̃̒̄̈̓̉̌̈͝͝h ̨̯̲̝̳͓͎̭͖̌͊̄̔̽̓̂̋̇̋̀̕̚͜️ş̵̛̳̍̃̏͆̏̂̎͌͘͝͝͝͝i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜ŵ̵̨̢̳̞̤̝̖̠̘̩̞̘̭͍̘̐́̈͑̈́̐̂̔̽̓͋̂̔ͅo̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️b̶̖̤̋́̋̾̔͗̆͊̊̆́͑̌͆͊̈́t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️ if they touch and/or enter your bad room.

"this is my bad room. Don't touch my mop ory bucket or else I'll be grinching you. "

by NotPoseidonn March 13, 2025


Grinching

Inserting semen back in the urethra by way of blowing semen through a straw directly into the urethra.

Hey babe, can you keep grinching me?

by Helibobter2 April 30, 2024


Grinching

Grinching (Verb) When a companion inserts semen back into the urethra by way of blowing said semen through a straw.

Hey babe can you come grinch me?

Wow, I could sure use a good grinching session.

by Helibobter2 May 06, 2024


Grinching

The act of stealing packages from peoples' homes (i.e. porch piracy) during the holiday season. People often partake in grinching to avoid spending their own money on costly Christmas gifts.

A: Hey man, what presents did you buy for your family this year?
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.

by c. wrangler July 15, 2022


Leona Grinch

The coolest guy ever who is gonna take over twsttwt😈‼️

Oh my god!! Did you see what Leona Grinch posted? How cool was that!! I wish I was as cool as Leona Grinch.

by Sage 😈‼️ November 26, 2023


Sue The Grinch

The most beautiful girl you'll ever lay your eyes on, she's kind , charismatic and she's an overall W, you'd be lucky to be able to talk to her ,let alone DATE her!

person 1: hey you got a girlfriend
person 2: yeah , im actually dating THE Sue the Grinch
person 1: damn, what kinda vudu did you do on her ,everyone wants Sue but no one could get her, you better treat her right

by susangrinch August 18, 2022