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guardians. of. the. gaylaxy

best mutual you could have. incredible kind and super cute <33

guardians. of. the. gaylaxy is your mutual? be glad because she's the best!!

by uh idk what to type here help January 23, 2022


Gambling Guardian

A person that introduces you to the casino and now you can't stop (because you're not a quitter).
Often someone who's quite into gambling themselves and helps you do it too.

"Shamus took me to the casino and taught me how to play huff n more puff on the slot machines, he's my Gambling Guardian"

by Foxish June 24, 2024


Guardian Debt Relief

A company that scams people who are in debt.

Guardian Debt Relief lies to its customers.

by Green Pill December 31, 2020


green card guardian

A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.

Well well well you're really a green card guardian!!

by Cuntyalishous January 8, 2024


guardian seeker

i am an incel and a cuck
i suck tyrant off

dude that guy is totally a guardian seeker

by guardian sucker October 25, 2020


Guardian Lions

A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female

Look at that guy! he looks like a guardian lions!

by ZorgonGolla August 3, 2017


mobile guardian

It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this

Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do

by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 29, 2022