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She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.
My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.
When you leave your honey hole fishing spot and come back to find it taken by crazy white cunt named Rex.
"Bro I was slaying them and then I left to eat and when I came back my fishing spot was taken by a faggot. Damn bro sounds like you were gurued"
Someone important to the motorcycle hierarchy.
I know a good motorcycle guru. Ask her anything about motorcycles, she knows everything there is to know about them. She has read all the brochures and something about it makes her feel tougher, so she started calling people pal even though she never talked that way as a kid, and it's weird when you hear somebody start talking weird in their 30s. It would be like somebody who tried to keep everybody around them from cursing or using language that didn't come from a Disney film or show most of the time suddenly talking like a badass.
Davide Furfaro, è questo il nome dello storico e leggendario guru dell'informatica,
si racconta che l'informatica non abbia segreti per lui.
Guru dell'informatica per tutto e tutti
An edgy guru is someone who excels in edgyness. They don’t have to make any effort to be cool or stand out it just comes naturally. Activities include tree climbing, being a hooligan and not giving a damn.