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A finisher move involving drinking mint tea while doing jackhammer hand pumps usually during karaoke
Whilst singing karaoke and indulging in the minty bounce to get the crowd going, I may perform the hand of mint to send them wild.
Hands that are covered in a generous layer of semen, usually after having given multiple hand jobs. Jizz hands make completing everyday tasks a real hassle.
*Phone rings*
Mom: "Sweetheart, can you answer my phone. I have jizz hands at the moment. You're father packs one hell of a load!"
Son: "Ok."
*Son answers phone with a fresh pair of jizz hands of his own after spanking his meat, covering the phone in a crucible of hot semen*
When you haven't ever jacked off
Person #1: are you a hand virgin?
Person #2: no, I jack off every single night
When someone gets an erection because he sees hands
Brian: Yoshikage Kira has a hand fetish
Sam: oMg is that A fUckIng JOJO reference??!
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To have a squirrel for a hand
Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.
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Any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one's hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)
Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.
A: Is a casaba a hand fruit?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.
A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?
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An admonishment one can whisper to oneself or another when it becomes important to inhibit an overwhelming curiosity and desire to handle everything within reach.
I heard him softly muttering “quiet hands” to himself as he eyeballed everything he was gleefully imagining touching.
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