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When a woman who is having her menstrual cycle fingers herself and then, with the menstrual blood still on her hand, jerks you off.
"He refused to screw her on her period, so she gave him an aztec handjob"
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When a girl either can't, or is really bad at giving handjobs, they are refered to as a british handjob, meaning a british guy could do it better.
Guy 1: Did you get that handjob from grayce?
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob
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Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.
Derek: Sherri gave me the most baller fairy handjob last night.
The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch
Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!
The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat
Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob
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a girl named megan that gives herself way too much credit for having a "witty" personality, but the only thing witty about her is the irrelevant verb hyfinated in to her name...she's decently cool as well
Hey Meg-handjob, could you shut up.
Adam: I received a boost handjob last night.
Pete: Sweet.