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When one holds the base of a man's penis and blows air across the tip until the man reaches orgasm and all the seeds fly away.
Steve is into some really weird things, He made me give him a dandy handy the other day.
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A guy grinds on a girl. Suddenly, to his great surprise, a human hand emerges directly from her hindquarters and proceeds to grasp then stroke his member. Butt handy.
Did Sean tell you he got a butt handy from his girlfriend Missy??
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It’s when someone is not like completely stupid
“ my dog ran into a glass door he’s handy capable “
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A sexual act where a man has sex with a pregnant woman and receives a hand job from the unborn baby.
Dude, I was having sex with my girlfriend and totally got a Tokyo Handy!
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When one male gives another male a handjob.
The date went so well with Nick last night that I ended up giving him a Handy Andy.
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An Afghani Handy is when a women, preferably of Middle Eastern descent, wipes her ass with one hand after taking a shit. Once she does this she proceeds to give you, or the male a hand job with the same hand.
"Hey remember that exchange student from Iran? Well last night she gave me a Afghani Handy!"
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v. (past tense) to shoot a person who is disabled
I couldn't take it any more... Timmay just refused to shut up, so I handi-capped his ass.
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