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A rural South Jersey township with a population of about 40,000. There is no public transportation and so there is always traffic at rush hour. In the public schools, each classroom has 30 or more students. Even with additions and expansions, the high school is still congested with more than 2,100 students. Between classes, hallways are arguably the equivalent of a Times Square sidewalk during the holiday season. It doesn't matter though because kids who think they're cool come to school high anyway. During the summer, everyone flocks to the beach and then complains about bennies. However, in the winter when the beach isn't an option, people go out and "party" which usually consists of getting drunk after two beers and then smoking a bowl full of skank weed. Houses range from large, single family homes to mobile homes. The Shore Mall doesn't deserve to be called a mall so instead everybody goes to the Hamilton Mall in dirty old Mays Landing. A lot of people commute to Atlantic City casinos for work and are part of the working class. Those who don't are middle class; no one is rich, some just pretend to be. Girls are usually trashy and almost none are virgins at the high school. People complain about EHT, but it seems that no one ever leaves because even most of the kids who graduate are too lazy to get anywhere in life.
We must be in Egg Harbor Township since there are 15 neighborhoods within a 2-mile radius.
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oak harbor a real shitty town on whidbey island, washington. never ever move 2 oak harbor. it rains 365 days a year never gets abouve 75 in the summer, snow @ thanksgiving not chrismas and febuary. terrible wind storms etc. ghetto ass town. consisting of 14,000 asians 7,000 whites and around 2,000 black ppl. and they're a whole bunch of potheads.
person 1:hey! wut r u doing this summer?
person 2:visiting my grandparents in oak harbor.
person 1:damn. that sux.
person 2:yea....
person 1:well i here u can get pot up there 4 cheap.
person 2:yea the only good thing about oakharbor.
don't go 2 oak harbor
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Cold Spring Harbor: The breeding ground for lindsay lohan, Wally szczerbiak, Billy Joel, John Lennon(mid 1970-1980,Meg Whitman (ceo of ebay) James D. Watson(founder of the Watson Crick DNA model) and plenty more to come... the high school is a lacrosse powerhouse
Cold Spring Harbor loves dennis bon
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A group of young males found in Tee Harbor, Alaska. These children grow up isolated from the outside world, and have to drive 20 miles to school every morning. The kids are cooler than anyone else.
The members of the Tee Harbor Crew are out shenaniganing again; The Tee Harbor Crew is better than anyone else.
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Taking a dump. A reference to Japan bombing Pearl Harbor for you who are still taught that in school. Lots of splashing and sinking of debris usually involved.
Wow, i just came from Timmy's house and after Bombing the porcelain harbor, I'm pretty sure they will retaliate.
Home to one of the spoiled bitches Cher on MTV's My Super Sweet 16.
She had a Marti Gras themed party.
I do hate that show.
Palm Harbor, home of the ugly blonde chick named after a woman who sounds like a man.
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To be having sexual intercourse with a partner doggie style. Then very close to the moment of ejaculation you spit on the back of your partner to simulate the jizz. When said partner turns around you infact blow your load in their face. A suprise attack.
"Dude I gave that girl a peral harbor..she didn't see that shit coming"
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