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During the covid19 outbreaks in Australia between 2020-2022 Politicians often drove their own agendas by implementing a law or rule and justifying it by saying "Based on Health Advice". This started with the best of intentions but ended up a little self serving and crazy, particularly in places like Western Australia where they full on took the piss and you could pretty much say "Based on Health Advice you're going to jail"!
The public caught onto this and it became common to use this as a sarcastic tag line when making an excuse for getting what you wanted or making someone else suffer. This was called a BHA or "Based on Health Advice"
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're shouting dinner".
I said to my girlfriend "BHA you're on top tonight"
"Sorry dude BHA you're not invited."
"BHA , i'm riding shotgun"
"BHA you're on dunny duty"
A high deductible health plan.
A terrible "health plan" in which you pay between $6,000 to $10,000 per person per calendar year for in-network care before the health plan starts paying any benefit.
a high defuctible health plan does what it says on the tin. It' f*&^%'s you
Someone who looks rough that day
Hi mate, you look like Miss Health & Vitality 1934
Can be used on either sex, make your own date up.
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1A great resource for the city of Lowell, MA, provided you're latino/cambodian/asian. Do not i repeat do not go there if you're white/gay/want any kind of emotional support, just don't go there. Half the staff barely speak any english, and they treat an HIV diagnosis the way people talk about the time of day, i.e. without any sensitivity. Not racist but that's what I experienced. If you go to UMass Lowell, just go to the
doctor/clinic/community health center back home where you live.
2. Any such place with a similarly complete lack of sensitivity to patients' emotional needs
Ana/Barbara/whatever her name is: *stammering and struggling to form coherent English words*: ....it won't kill you fast.
Patient: Thanks for that incredibly sensitive response to this obviously life-changing moment. Real professional and comforting. Glad to know that Lowell Community Health Center also cares about its white patients.
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A person who, while gifted in the art of chemistry, biology, and other bodily issues, knows the most exotic women a campus has to offer. What separates a male health science student from the Average Joe on campus is the ability to know nothing on how to talk to a woman, without presenting himself as a complete idiot. The given effect of this is second hand embarrassment to both parties in the conversation, plus any bystander within a ten meter radius.
That health science student over there is making a complete idiot of himself in front of that beautiful woman. Now I've got second hand embarrassment.
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The thing everyone should google on new years day
*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?
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A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.
The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.
The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!
Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..
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