papa-can-you-hear-me

Based on the Barbra Streisand line - and song - from "Yentl". Used to define a person desperately seeking recognition.

- What do you think of my new orkut community, "friends that love me so much?"
- Oh, you're so papa-can-you-hear-me!

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Ask no questions hear no lies

A term used by someone with the intent to lie.

Guy: Have you cheated?

Girl: ask no questions hear no lies

Guy: wtf, so you have?

Girl: (says nothing)

Girl: I'm not even sorry

Guy: **heart breaks** again

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I hear what you're saying

...but don't want to... I want YOU to hear what I'M saying.

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Can you hear me now?

No, no I can't.

Guy 1: Can you hear me now?
Guy 2: No, no I can't.

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Can you hear me now?

The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.

1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#

2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!

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do you wanna hear a joke

My life

Do you wanna hear a joke? My life

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Did you hear the crazy thunder?

A way to text someone to see if they’re awake and dtf. Literally translates to: “come fuck me.”

“Did you hear the crazy thunder?” “Yes, I’m on my way.”