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normally a parent old enough to be a grand parent Who takes a neurotic over the top interest in their child. Removes the ability for the child to breathe let alone think for themselves. Always present at school, and home directing the child. Will want to live their life through the child to make up for their own inadequacies and miserable childhood. Often send children to fee paying schools which they then see as a green light to interfere at every stage. Helicopter parents eventually become a spokesperson for their child and bore everyone all the time about their child's achievements which they massively over egg.
' hey look there's budgie the elderly , odd, stalker helicopter dad clucking over there ' as he waits at the school gates trying to engage with normal mums.
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The act in which a man engaging in anal sex with a woman while wearing a condom pulls out, takes off the condom, and proceeds to whip it around wildly similar to a lasso, often speckling the surrounding area with feces. May end with the woman being smacked in the face with said condom.
"I gave my girlfriend a muddy helicopter. I've never seen a brown mushroom stamp before."
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When engaged in anal sex, you lift your feet up and spin yourself around with your hands, transforming yourself into a helicopter blade.
I was doing the Belgian Helicopter last night and I almost took off.
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When your saggy balls swirl around like a helicopter. Many men over 40 slowly start to notice their balls drop. By the time a male is over 60 his balls have really dropped, by the time he is 80 his balls look like a droopy sock with marbles in it.
You are scrubbing a pot or pan at the kitchen sink and you realize your balls are spinning around at the same time like a helicopter. This is called "Helicopter Balls"
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any group of senseless whirly birds who stay up all night drinking and making noise that upsets neighbours. see Wastemen
Oh yeah Chris is OG helicopter crew. He hasnt pissed clear for six years
When a female is on top during sexual intercourse and you spin her around until she pukes.
Last night Sarah came over and I hit her with the green helicopter.
A child who is simply not ready for the harsh realities of real life because they were coddled too much as a child. Helicopter kids come in many forms and do many things to signify that they are indeed, helicopter kids. For example:
Follow you around the room when having a conversation
Eat out a lot despite not having a job
Cant live in a house without a heater
Ask for permission to do mundane shit
Gets paranoid as shit whenever anything slightly illegal happens in their vicinity
Overall a beta human being
“Should we invite ___ over tonight?”
“Dude no, they’re such a ducking helicopter kid, they’ll ruin everyone’s night.”