hi

Ok, let's be honest over here. If you're looking up the word hi, you're probably really bored, and need something to do. Seriously, look up a more intresting word, like zither, quixotic, or schadenfreude. But, if for some inexplicable reason you are here for any other reason than being bored or an alien trying to learn the English language, then let's put it like this. Spelled HI, prounced exactly the way it looks, and means "to greet someone or something."

EVERYBODY ELSE:

bob: hi lindy
lindy: hi bob how are you?

ME:
me: hi chair, how are you?

*crickets chirping*

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Hi

Used as a friendly greeting or to attract attention.

Person 1: hi
Person 2: hello

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hi

Mostly used before anal

I like hi before anal

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Hi

A greeting word

Hi, how are you?

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HIS

Abbreviation for 'Hormonally Induced Sassiness'.
The behavioral change a woman undergoes during the onset of her menses.
Symptoms of HIS include but are not limited to:
- Decreased ability to put up with lame jokes.
- Increased activity in the region of the frontal lobe that is primarily responsible for interpreting and delivering sarcasm.
- Bloating, tenderness, changes in appetite.

"She didn't mean it dude; she's got HIS."
"Oh, I thought it was PMS."

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Hi

used as a friendly greeting or to attract attention.Synonms include:hola, hello, howdy, greetings, cheerio, whats crack-a-lackin, yo, how do you do, good morrow, guten tag, bonjour, good day, top o the morning, sup, hey, heyyyyy, aloha, hi-ya, whats happening, howdy-do, salutations, good morning, g'day, ciao, salute, hallo, what's the dizzle, shalom, whats poppin, long time no see, hi there, rise and shine, good to see ya, whats in the bag, whats the dilly, namaste, hows ur dog, ello ello, holla, howzit, heya, whoopee, cuckoo, whats up homegirl, hey home slice, wassup bro, look what the cat dragged in, nice to meet you, wotcha, gidday, hows it hangin, how ya goin, wassap, hey sisters, whats cooking, hi goose, wats shaking, well hellooo, huh, yoo-hoo, whats going down, how are things, hows life, its a pleasure to meet you, whats the scene, what it be, whats the haps, whats the rumpus, allo, ahoy, egad, hurrah, ouch, yeet, look who it is, whats a-ringin, alright me babber, bonsoir, cooee, what it is, whats clickin, ahem, *cough cough*, um, amen, regards, compliments, wotcher, blimey, haiii, whats the dillio, mwah, hug?, What's occurring, heaven-o, wassuuuuuuuuuup, well met, ay up me duck, ayo, peace, bloody hell, hows everything, konichiwa, whats up doc,

Hi bro,How it doing?You ready for the grade finale White vs. Blue?
Ya bro totally!

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HI...

A greeting, usually accompanied by "GO FUCKING DIE!"

Rob: HI...
Bob: hi
Rob: GO FUCKING DIE
Bob jumps off a bridge and fucking dies

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