Rural Dictionary

homework

something that teachers to kill us

(if you sit in the back you can get away not doing it)

i HATE homework

by neala December 19, 2002

16👍 9👎

A cruel, but regrettably not uncommon form of extreme torture given out by scaly, winged creatures otherwise known as teachers. As if these creatures did not torture us enough, they decide to extend this abuse into the victom's free time.

Teacher: Why did you not do your homework last night? You had pleanty of time!

Student: Oh, sorry, but I kind of have a life.

(Teacher whips Student and gives them more homework.)
That should teach you!

by crazymichaela March 16, 2010

9👍 4👎

homework

A freakin waste of time that keeps people from skateboarding!!!!

I wanna go skate, but i have to much freakin HOMEWORK!

by skating rules February 17, 2004

41👍 30👎

homework

what you're doing when you're really playing W.o.W or reading this.

TEXTS
GUY 1 : hey can you come over.
GUY 2 : nah doing homework
GUY 1 : man that sucks

GUY 2 : sorry "HOMEWORK"
GUY 1 : OHHHH YEAH THAT SUCKS
GUY 2 : YEAH you want to do "HOMEWORK" together

by DUGY November 15, 2015

Homework

Homework is Suffering.

A legal, torture device for all student and other people who within the school, high school, kindergarten and, university, it was allowed to using and get approved by many countries that it works. This device is always using when someone annoying a teacher, break a rule, burn the office, throw a nerd off a window from a window of 3 floors, carry a snack in a classroom, and don't share with a teacher, have sex with your teacher but don't use a condom and many other things that I don't even do. This legal torture device is an idea of Horace Mann for punishment a student when they did something wrong, when a student takes this device these things will happen to them:

1: Brain meltdown.
2: Brain health will deteriorate because you have to be patient, open your eyes, do homework.
3: Ask yourself more often When will God send a hand to take me to heaven?
4: You feel want to play Russian Roulette without scared of a die.
5: Alway look at that Steven DB that inside grandfather's room.
6: And many other things. If you try to counteract with this torture device, you will be punished by losing your grade in that subject. Rebel to Homework = Rebel to Ministry of Education.
Other names of homework:
1: Brain destroyer
2: Torture device
3: Suffering paper
4: Suffering machine
5: Fucker
6: My toilet paper
7: Dog food
8: I hate it!
9: It's paper licking shit
10: I want to die.
์Note: It gets an Ig Nobel and Nobel Prize for Violence. (Jk)

Ah! Fuck, I forgot to do homework, FUCK! I need to do it now, Jesus, I have 3 Mins to do this fucking homework
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No! You can't just give all homework to students before backing home, Haha! Homework generator go brrr.

Hey! Doggy, eat this shit homework and I can tell a teacher why I don't send homework, c'mon, just do it.

by Valks January 25, 2021