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A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.
Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.
It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.
A Scottish way of saying you or someone else ran away from something. Mainly said in the North
Also to say you've booted/kicked something
Tam telt me she wis comin' on tae him so he hoofed it hame
Tam told me she was coming on to him so he sprinted home
I saa a ball in the perk so I hoofed it afore Danny could
I saw a ball in the park so I kicked it before Danny could
When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.
That hoof draggin bitch is so loud when she goes to bed.
Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.
Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.
Using your feet to pleasure a young lady floof
I really hope I get a “toe in the hoof’ tonight
A silly/goofy looking person, place or thing
Look at that dogs haircut. He looks like a hoof doof!
A silly, goofy person. An airhead. Funny looking.
Look at that dog. Looks like a hoof doof!