Hooked on phonics

A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.

I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.

Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.

Hooked On The Horns

Hooked on the Horns
When a dipper(person who does smokless tobacco)can't stand the taste or smell of longhorn, but the price keeps bringing him back for more.

Ex.
Danny- dude, I'm hooked on the horns
Pat- Bad hit man, you okay?
Danny- Nope, I feel like death.

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Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose

Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.

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hook to the face

A term used to describe an embarrassing occurance in the popular WC3 game, DOTA. It happens when the hero Pudge, manages to snag someone with his hook spell, thereby dragging them to imminent doom.

Usually, this is enough to infuriate the most calm of players. In fact, if Pudge misses a hook, many players will insult Pudge for the rest of the game due to the fact that Pudge tried to hook someone in.

Pudge >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Travex

Travex: OMFG
Pudge: hook to the face!!!

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hooking up

Based on the age range and context this term is put in, it can mean a number of different things

1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)

2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common

3) Young adults- sex.

4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out

1)John and Lilly are hooking up at the school dance tonight!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!

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by hook or by crook

By whatever means possible, fair or unfair.

by hook or by crook, johnny was gonna get that done and prove it to everyonme that he was the best around

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hook it up

make it happen

about the goods for the party - my friend who works the streets said he could hook it up.

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