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An ole doll who hasn’t a hope but we all know she’s trying but she’s still humming better chance of licking my fridge
The act of taking a testicle in your mouth and humming a happy tune.
I was giving my man head last night , but when I started plum humming him he REALLY got off!
When she promised you yum yum yums but ends up using her hands so it’s a hum hum hums. Maybe you should’ve bought given her a massage first or started the yum yum yums. Either way those hum hum hums don’t hit the same as the yum yum yums.
Bro my girl promised me yum yum yums but when I came home late she pulled out the hum hum hums :(
What comes out of politician's mouths
I leave the TV on mute 'cos I can't stand the hum of reptiles.
When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.
"How'd last night go Ray?"
"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"
"Classic Ray"
An individual who annoys everyone within a 10 mile radius of him and is unable to understand basic human communication skills
Hum da pum is such a pum