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1) The expression of a loss of interest in something or someone.
2) The indication that a negative event is no longer bothersome to someone.
1) I thought that Bud Light was great beer when I started drinking, but now I'm over it.
2) I suffered for days after she broke up with me, but I'm over it now.
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You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.
"After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka."
"I'm dead."
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A great song from Oakland Rapper Too $hort.
It describes the life of many people out there.
You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain with no marriage and a wedding ring,
I be a player fo life so wheres my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
cause she must be smokin and Im not jokin
Too short baby comin straight from oakland,
Got way mo bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
"Cause I'm a player..." Too Short
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Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers
Oh hi, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick tock tick tock
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
I do what I wanna
Move aside, mama
Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber
I take control, then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna
That'll take its tole
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore
You'll be dying, lying in gore
Darling, aw, what you crying for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?
I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me "Tonight we dine indoors"
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's official, A ballistic missile
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone like a six foot chisel
So you better shiver when you hear that sizzle
Fffffo shizzle
Take a listen It's a premonition of my mission
Death by demolition
If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missing, gone fission
White hot raps, I got stacks
Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks
I got a lot, Ocelot, Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice, then I might not blast
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
My hobbies and interests include going
Boom boom boom
Girl: wtf
Super-god-poggers-lord Chad: I'm a creeper
1. When you do something you think is impressive
2. When you (in a group) do something impressive
3. When someone else does something impressive
Basically a way to say "cool", "awesome", etc.
1. Joe asks to take a girl to prom if he gets 600 retweets on Twitter. He gets 800 retweets.
Joe: I'M NICE!!!!!!
2. You and your team win a basketball game.
You and your team: WE NICE!!!!!
3. You watch Joe take the aforementioned hot girl to prom.
You: damn Joe you nice
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When your body,personality and everything equivalent to you. dosent match anything or andbody. "equivalent to" "im built different."
i'm to sirred mean-John| Yo Tyron, why dont you talk to me no more... Tyron| Sorry man im just to sirred for you.
Yeah me too! I think I've listened to my 5 hour long playlist about five times now o_o
Does anyone now anything about the US-Dakota war? It's for school:(
1: I'm BOREDDDD
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3: yeah they have the best posts