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When you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and your stomach makes the most audible, dreadful, gut wrenching noise typically indicating that a painful, asshole-burning, sweat-inducing stream of diarrhea is likely to follow shortly thereafter. Is often times confused for the noise your stomach makes before you rip a loud fart or when you’re extremely hungry. In some circumstances when this rumbling is mistaken for the latter, the victim will try to squeeze out the fart that they believe is forming to be met with painful burning around the asshole and/or diarrhea leakage, indicating a true IBS Alarm.
Eren’s Stomach: *rumbling, rumbling, rumbling, rumbling*
Armin: Woah dude, are you hungry or something? Need to fart?
Eren: No. I just tried to and I shit my pants. It was an IBS Alarm.
Jean: YOOOO this man just shit his pants.
Armin: That’s disgusting.
An IB subject that will cause permanent brain damage to whoever decides to take it, it will destroy the brain cells left in your brain and make you feel like spare time doesn't exist.
Mark: hey how is your Bio IA going?
You: shut the fuck up Mark of corse i didn't even start it
Mark: but it's due tomorrow
You: eh who cares this is IB biology
A so-called "elite" group of high school students who believe that once they hold the title of IB student their junior year, they are automatically on top of the school food chain, therefore, belittling the "regular" students just because they have a little more homework at night. Also, complaining about their 4 hour exams is a hot topic among all conversations, even though they knew from the start what they were getting themselves into.
"Today Becky told me my education is shit because I am not an IB student."
"Tell Becky she has been brainwashed by that gosh darn title, anyone can do IB. What makes you smart is NOT joining the cult!"
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A school in Horsens, which is famous for rich kids and asians. It recently became way more popular, because it's main building was burned down during a confirmation. The school has produced some notable celebrities, like Printerhans, Erik and Mikkel-Pickle.
Did you hear that Sct Ibs burned down?
Oh no! Did Mikkel get hurt?
He was not there.
Good, good.
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When a student has charcoal on their face from cultural aesthetics class (art). This is because all IB students at Berkeley High School have to take this class which often involves the use of charcoal
Dude #1: "Yo did you try to holler at Julia afterschool"
Dude #2: "Naw man I had a bad case of IB face, I looked like a homeless man"
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Because we are IB students and we handout tons of projects within a year, from a 4,000 word research, 1,500 theory of knowledge essay in which no one in the world knows what it really is, and a business ia which makes up 90000 pages up to math portfolio where you just wanna put your head in a vagina and analyze the graph of how face fucked you got and approximate the size of the vagina by using ti-84.
A level student 1: man, i cant stand this shit anymore, when will this torture end?!?!
A level student 2: dont worry, we'll make it out alive if we just dont sleep and do all the past papers with both time zones
A level student 3: uggghhhh, i bet no one can stand the shit we go through.
IB student 1: hahahahaha, look at these amateurs. You guys even know how to handle a project? It's called IB internal Assessment. You know what assessment means or should I bring you a dictionary?
A level students : ........ Sorry master, it won't happen again.
The official Mental-Abuse-Towards-Humans that exists to destroy the souls of all living beings who dare venture into the world of IB HL Math.
Man, I'm doing IB HL Math this year
You ready for the mental abuse?
Maybe...
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