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The polite way to say somebody has shit themselves
Oh did you hear about poor mrs #### she had an Ibs attack at the bingo
A long two year mindfuck that requires you to second guess everything you think about the world. The teachers assigns you pages of homework each day that you don't have the time to complete or remember to fucking do. The level of bullshit that you have to go through for the next goddamn two years just for a motherfucking diploma is so stupid. The history teacher is usually cool though.
Why the fuck did I sign up for IB history?!
A so-called "elite" group of high school students who believe that once they hold the title of IB student their junior year, they are automatically on top of the school food chain, therefore, belittling the "regular" students just because they have a little more homework at night. Also, complaining about their 4 hour exams is a hot topic among all conversations, even though they knew from the start what they were getting themselves into.
"Today Becky told me my education is shit because I am not an IB student."
"Tell Becky she has been brainwashed by that gosh darn title, anyone can do IB. What makes you smart is NOT joining the cult!"
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A school in Horsens, which is famous for rich kids and asians. It recently became way more popular, because it's main building was burned down during a confirmation. The school has produced some notable celebrities, like Printerhans, Erik and Mikkel-Pickle.
Did you hear that Sct Ibs burned down?
Oh no! Did Mikkel get hurt?
He was not there.
Good, good.
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When a student has charcoal on their face from cultural aesthetics class (art). This is because all IB students at Berkeley High School have to take this class which often involves the use of charcoal
Dude #1: "Yo did you try to holler at Julia afterschool"
Dude #2: "Naw man I had a bad case of IB face, I looked like a homeless man"
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Because we are IB students and we handout tons of projects within a year, from a 4,000 word research, 1,500 theory of knowledge essay in which no one in the world knows what it really is, and a business ia which makes up 90000 pages up to math portfolio where you just wanna put your head in a vagina and analyze the graph of how face fucked you got and approximate the size of the vagina by using ti-84.
A level student 1: man, i cant stand this shit anymore, when will this torture end?!?!
A level student 2: dont worry, we'll make it out alive if we just dont sleep and do all the past papers with both time zones
A level student 3: uggghhhh, i bet no one can stand the shit we go through.
IB student 1: hahahahaha, look at these amateurs. You guys even know how to handle a project? It's called IB internal Assessment. You know what assessment means or should I bring you a dictionary?
A level students : ........ Sorry master, it won't happen again.
The official Mental-Abuse-Towards-Humans that exists to destroy the souls of all living beings who dare venture into the world of IB HL Math.
Man, I'm doing IB HL Math this year
You ready for the mental abuse?
Maybe...
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