A hurtful insult or label put on someone by another person. Also known as name-calling, slander, verbal harassment, or teasing. This can also include a name based on a person's reputation, or dirty parody names.
Rob Banks is a name I wouldn't want to be given by my parents. This makes people think I'm an aspiring criminal.
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the few words that your ex might say but not really mean it ( girls/boys pay attention they will do more than say that if they really want you back)
EX: i want you back 🙄
you: omg yes i want you back too!
few days later
Ex: i never loved you- hahahahaha
you: im depressed
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It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.
Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.
Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.
Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to
Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?
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You can respond to any statement with this phrase.
Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"
Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"
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Means I want to have sex with you right here and right now, no time to do anything else.
Girl: I want you here and now.
Guy: This exact moment?! OK
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Can be used for the answer to almost anything at all or used if you can't think of an answer.
Bob: I'm sure the colour of this carpet is a little to dark.
Dave: *Doesn't care* That's what the government want you to think...
It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.
Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!
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