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GROSSE ILE is a ISLAND BY THE DETRIOT RIVER PEOPLE SAY WE ARE SEPRATED FroM THE REST OF THE WORLD. THAT ARE FOOTBALL TEAM SUCKS AND THE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS SOCALIZE ON THE HILL! PEOPLE SAY WE ARE RICH WHITE BITCHES AND GROSSE POINTE MAKES US LOOK BAD BUT HEY SOME OF THE HOUSES ON GROSSE ILE ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR LOCAL HOSIPTIALS! THE CARS WE DRIVE ARE FRICKEN AWSOME! THE MIPS ARE FRICKEN CRAZY AND THE COPS ARE GOING CRAZY OVER HERE. THE MIDDLE SCHOOL WAS ALL WHITE THIS YEAR THATS WHY PEOPLE CALL US WHITE BITCHES! WE ARE SELF CENTERED AND THAT WHATS MAKES US! WE FEED OF OF PEOPLES NEGATIVE ENGERY! THEY ARE MORE GIRLS FIGHTS THEY GUYS! WE HAVE HAD GIRLS POORING SMOOTIES OVER PEOPLES HEADS! NASTY STUFF BEING SAID THAT MAKES PEOPLE WANT TO KILL THEM SELF! GO AHEAD AND SAY WHAT U WANT TO SAY THAT WE SMOKE POT AND GET HIGH MOST OF THEM DO! IF ONE GIRL GOES DOWN THEIR WHOLE CLIQUE GOES AND JOINS THE FIGHTS
GROSSE ILE IS DANGER
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Literally translates to "The Duce" in English. A name similar to Fuhrer, self proclaimed on Benito Musollini to parallel himself to Adolf Hitler. He was simply Hitler's bitch, lackey and homosexual love interest from the beginning of WWII to the very end. He was removed from office in 1944 and hid in Italy's mountains for months before being rescued by the Germans. He was shot and hanged upside down in 1945 in a town square somwhere in Italy, nobody really gives a shit exactly where it happened.
Herr Adolf: Benevuti, il Duce... (eyes downcast)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)
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Springfield,il is like other cities gun violence,other crimes, and politicians who make bad decisions but it is the capital so it's suppose to be perfect right.............NO springfield is a great place to stay the schools are great and jobs and houses are great don't get me wrong it has it's flaws but it is the city of LINCOLN .!
....AINT THAT WERE PRESIDENT LINCOLN STAYED yep in springfield,il
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a joke phrase said, meaning "when it rains, it rains" in French. another way to poke fun at people with a sad bart profile picture.
Joe: "my mom just died."
Dave: "well, you know what they say."
Both: "quand il pleut, il pleut."
Gods Country. Where the land is beautiful. The people are amazing and the wonderful Mississippi River flows in her grandest ways. Its a small town, however very rich in so many ways. The sun always shines its brightest on Warsaw. The town is full of amazing musical talent as well.
Have you ever ached for a place where the river ran south every morning? Have you ever wished there was only 1 stop light on the way to work? How about a place where silence was the norm and sidewalks allowed you to walk? A town where you can powerwalk along the river and celebrate with a bloody-mary any time of the day? Come visit Warsaw. We are across the Mississippi River from Alexandria, MO and Keokuk, IA. If you are travelling by car, we are just off Hwy 96 on The Great River Road. Motorcyclists love Warsaw and we love motorcyclists. A great place to get off the bike, stretch the legs and grab a bite to eat. 4 restaurants and 6 bars to choose from. Pick up a walking tour guide at the visitor center and take a self guided tour around Warsaw by foot or bicycle. Order your food to go and sit down by the river or take a nature walk through Kibbe Environmental Park. Eagles, deer, osprey, herons are all things you might see sitting at the river’s edge. We have history from 1812 and many generations of Mississippi River life on the Great River Road. Fishermen, hunters, outfitters, nature-walkers, geode hunters, geode cachers, weekend road trippers love Warsaw!
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incase your in italy and people think your a hooker ;p "give me a il bacchino" ?
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Allendale (A-Dale) is a small town of about 500 people in Southern il. Allendale is known for the group of alpha males that Lived there in 2012 once they males went to mt Carmel high school the group of alpha males realized they share a school with a bunch of pussy bitches
You see that group of alphas male they must of been raised in allendale il
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