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The week prior to menstruation in which a woman may experience extreme mood changes, cravings for chocolate, cramps and bloating.
Shark week is that one week of the month when my entire body rages against me and decides to attempt yet another mutiny. Ain't no mutiny like a shark week mutiny!
My breasts ache. My ovaries feel as if a tiny angry troll is squeezing them. I’m bloated like a dead fish and as if by some cruel joke, it’s the one week of the entire month that my husband finds me completely sexually irresistible.
Unfortunately for him, I am like a hybrid between a Praying Mantis and Black Widow spider. All I want to do is rip his head off and eat my young, not necessarily in that order.Pretty much, if you breathe you are in danger of incurring my bloody, hormonal rage and for some reason, I swear my teeth get bigger.
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Term used to describe when there will be no sexual intercourse due to a woman experiencing her menstrual cycle.
No, she is on a bye week.
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An up and coming underground holiday where people of all cultures participate in the act of "All things niggarish" for a solid 7 day week. Acts include: waking up late, showing up for work and other engagements late, starting fights and arguments with strangers over nothing, and getting crunk. One usually chooses to watch alot of BET during this time.
Typically the 1st, 2nd, or 4th week of December.
Last December, a group of employees in jacksonville celebrated Annual Niggarish Week by consistently arriving to work at least 15 minutes late and went to the club in groups of 20 and fought it out with security over wearing unacceptable attire. The leader is quoted as screaming that the security could "Eat a sack of baby dicks"
Asian student Ryuji was seen saying the n-word and claiming that its what was hot in the streets on December 6th of 2010
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Commonly used to describe a situation in which a person spends a long period of time forgoing sleep and sometimes other necessities to prepare for something. Hell Week gets its origins from the Fifth week of the First Phase of BUD/S (for those of you who don't know what it is, it is the training course that Navy SEALs go through) where for five days, they are subjected to living hell where with no sleep, they are required to perform strenuous physical activity in combat conditions at Olympic standards.
1. Before Hell week, there were 102 SEAL candidates, but afterwards, there were only 50.
2. Before the enormous final, an academic hell week began. There was non-stop studying, there seemed to be an unwritten law against sleep, and the neighborhood Starbucks made incredible amounts of money.
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The week after one's birthday, when they transform into a major diva for a whole week. During this period, the "Birthday Diva" as they are referred to receive everything they wish, and do things that are outrageous. This is extremely serious during a 16th Birthday.
Jack- Has anyone noticed Michele has been a total bitch ever since her party last Tuesday?
Bill- My brother told me its called a Birthday Week, when a person goes into a diva rampage for a whole week...
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A group of 7 friends participate in this dreaded event. One person is assigned a specific day of the week, and on the given day the rest of the group teams up to makes fun of the person with there being NO restrictions. Another participant is verbally abused the next day and so on and so forth until the week is over. Topics such as racial background, attractive sisters/mothers, weight, death in the family, or general pet-peeves are encouraged to destroy your friends self-esteem! This week will ruin friendships, but it is the ultimate test of self-esteem and human connection.
RULES
-There are no verbal restrictions
-verbal abuse only
-24 hours of abuse starting at 12am all days
-if a participant is not present on their designated day, then they will be rescheduled and someone else will take their place.
-If the victim decides to "back-out" during the Week then he/she will be shunned for 2 weeks from the friend group.
-If someone cries, make fun of them more.
-Non-participants cannot make one joke against any of the seven participants. If a non-participant chooses to attempt a joke against the "seven," then the rest of the week will be devoted to them
-If a person chooses to defend him/herself on his/her day, it is acceptable yet not recommended
-Apologies are optional at the end of the the day, somewhat recommended at the end of the week.
-One participant per day and only seven participants at least and at most. (that's why its a fucking week)
Bill: Dude, Destruction Week is coming up. I hope you're man enough to make fun of Johnny because of his diabetes and recently deceased brother.
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A week surrounding your birth date where you do things each day to celebrate with those you love or to do things you enjoy. It takes the pressure off the day itself needing to be massive and is a time to celebrate the good relationships in your life and thankfulness for all you have.
Anna has a wonderful birthday week where she had coffee with a couple of friends, spent time watercolour painting and had a small gathering with friends in the weekend. It filled her tank and reminded her of all the good in her life.
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