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The act of sticking ones flaccid penis inside a bottle opening and proceeding to get aroused, the resulting boner will get stuck in the bottle.
Dude I tried that bottle boner shit and it freaked the preschool out.
A soda or water bottle filled with water used for cleaning ones ass after taking a shit, they are sometimes left in the bathroom, similar to a bidets purpose. Generally used by arabs because they are not fond of toilet paper to say the least.
Mike: Hey Jeff, grab that bottle on the toilet.
Jeff: No way, that was a booty bottle!
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Whe you want to start off a new bottle of liquor right. Prior to opening every one who will be partaking in the 1st shot taps the "bottom" of of the bottle. Its almost like a luck thing or blessing the bottle.
The bartender opened a new bottle so everyone at the bar tappin' the bottle also took a shot.
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When full it contains "the best stuff on earth" but empty, it becomes the perfect mobile urinal when stuck in your car.
"Dude, pull over. I gotta piss". "No time man. Grab the snapple bottle".
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"Ladies" who hang around the VIP area in a club to get free drinks when they didn't have to pay to get into the club in the first place.
Watch out papi, here comes those bottle bitches that are always looking for free drinks. Don't look at those mootches or they will think we are interested and they will invite their free-loading asses over to drink our liquor . . .this bottle was $300 bucks.
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When a bottle of lotion, toothpaste, or other product that comes in a bottle, wont come out and you have to squeeze it with your hands really hard for it to come out. Usually when its down to the last drop. You have to just keep pushing and squeezing but it will come out eventually.
Guy 1: I cant get the ketchup out of this stupid bottle
Guy 2: dude give it to me *takes bottle*
Guy 1: i don't know if you can its constipated
Guy 2: *grunt* your right its a constipated bottle
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when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench
joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis
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