The theory that a pizza cannot be part cheese part no cheese due to the lack of a separation to prevent the cheese from melting into the non cheese section
The pizza place would not except our pizza order due to the Cheese Dam Theory.
My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.
A group of females from Beaver Dam WI, that althought think they are "hot shit" are just nasty sweaty icky people. Called McNastys because they can be compared to McDonalds; Fast, Easy, Cheap, Greasy and not good for ones health. Look at it this way, you dont CRAVE Mcdonalds, you go there when you need something fast and cheap. Like wise, nothing about this group of females are good. You just go to them when you need something fast and cheap, and like McDonalds, you deeply regret it after the deeds been done.
Bob: "Damn jason i need some easy poon tonite"
Jason: "Why dont you hit up one of them Beaver Dam McNastys, theyll be naked and spred before you even ask!"
Bob: "Good idea!"
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Code for "period" or "period, misery". "Beaver Dam" = "tampon", "Maxi-pad", etc., and "Missouri" is code for "misery".
TOM: "Hey, Eric, how about you and Laurra coming over for dinner tonight?"
ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."
TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."
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A place of residence of University of Colorado students located on the corner of Broadway and Grandview. Party?
There was an epic vikings and whores party at the beaver dam.
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Fingering a chick while she's pissing.
Guy 1: I can't believe Andrew fingered that drunk chick while she was peeing.
Guy 2: ahhh the I'm yellow river dam?
A "Denim Dental Dam" is when the genital area isn't clean enough - or doesn't smell clean enough - to perform oral sex on the other party without a barrier to protect ones mouth. It is therefore necessary to have the denim jeans remain on the party to which it will be performed.
It smelled so nasty I had to leave on her denim dental dam so I wouldn't gag
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the realest and truest one.
the untouchable or hard to kill.
the best in your field.
Im the original dam datta
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