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raw dogging

having sex with no condom

just got to be raw dogging that ho no protection

by keith chambers November 10, 2007

282๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


raw deal

a case of rough or unfair treatment (see also a royal fucking)

So he fired you because you are disabled, talk about a raw deal.

by Light Joker September 9, 2005

269๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


Raw Ramp

1.) A term first used during one of the single releases in 1971 by T. Rex. Marc Bolan, the writer of all material in the band, created this term. It is now released with the album "Electric Warrior" as a bonus track.
2.) A woman with nice breasts, has a mouth like reminiscent of ghastly nature and thinks particularly highly of themselves. Most people call them scary, bragging sluts.

Hey, did you hear T. Rex's single "Raw Ramp"?

She's such a bitch. My dick hides whenever I see that raw ramp.

by rawramp February 25, 2009

86๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


hitting it raw

The act of sexual intercourse without the proper use of protection.

I walked into my bio classroom and saw my teacher hitting it raw.

by Patty69Kreppy March 14, 2016

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eat it raw

Another term for โ€œgo suck a dickโ€

Shut up Jen you can go eat it raw

by Uglyassgardenhoe September 14, 2017

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Raw Noodling

Not to be confused with the sport of "noodling", fishing for catfish with your arm, leg, or little sister, Raw Noodling may be used to identify the sexual, though immensely dangerous activity of gently fitting a thin spaghetti, or more appropriately angel hair noodle into the urethra of a man's shaft, sliding it as far as it goes or otherwise until he is notified by the sharp pain running through his penis.

This is usually initiated as a sexual fetish response and can be done before, after, or without coitus at all. Raw noodling is rumored to have first developed in Italy, though it's true origin is still disputed.

The practice of raw noodling, in it's carnal form, is altogether unsurprisingly dangerous and rather unwise. Those unfortunate enough to be granted the uncordial title of a habitual "raw noodler" are most likely extremely demented human beings and would like nothing more than to invade your own urethra with dried durum wheat semolina pasta sticks. These individuals could be anyone - your local store (Big 5) clerk, your child's friend's soccer mom or dad who picks him up for his games, or the custodial technician at work, mopping floors in the after hours when you're working overtime and seemingly inching closer and closer to your desk. You want to scream "stay back, you weird, little man!", but you find yourself short of breath and perfusely perspirating.

It is best to remain cautious when "hookin' up" with such folk.

Example

John - "As I was making love to Stacy, she promptly lowered herself and her attention to my midsection. At first, I thought it was something exciting, something I could have hoped to enjoy.. but when I felt that sharp pain ring through my penis, I knew exactly what she had done. I lowered my gaze to my celebrated minion and witnessed a long, yellowish noodle sticking out of my urethra."

Jim - "Sounds unpleasant and somewhat excessive. Well, I'll get back to you on that - I've a date with the wife. We're thinking Italian."

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3 Hours Later

Jim - As Jim was sitting in his chair drowning out the annoying prattle streaming from his wife's mouth at the other end of the table, he couldn't help but notice that there was only one noodle left in his pasta dish. As he became lost in thought over this lone noodle he did not notice the old waiter shambling over to gather their check. When Jim saw a wrinkly, Italian hand reach over his plate to pick up the check, he looked up at the man, while sporting bug eyes and a startled face, and asked him softly "have you ever heard of raw noodling?"

by The Noodler Supreme March 9, 2010

23๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


raw or nah

When debating if you should have sex with or without a condom

Aye George, you gonna hit it raw or nah

by Pablo Fressshcabar October 27, 2017

24๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž