Bonk your mother day

International bonk your mother day is where you get a stick, rolling pin or baseball bat and bonk you mother's knees.

Casey:“do you know what day it is today? ”
John:“no, why?”
Casey:“it's 'bonk your mother day'!”
John:“oh cool!”

Your brother a mother and your mother gay

Comes from the old legends like: your mom gay, you granny tranny etc. But this is the evolved ascended form that involves two greater insults in one form soon it will be the trinity with 3 insults

Bob: hey

John: your mom gay
Bob: no u
John: your brother a mother and your mother gay
*The devil is instantly summoned and drags billy down to the deapths of hell to rot for all eternity

YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF

a meme video, commonly used with a marvel character named "Venom" at the start of the video, venom says - YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF, GRAAAAAAH!!!!! then, some music plays.

Guy 1 Hey, do you know candice?
Venom YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF, GRAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

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word to your mother

something that is understandable and someone elses mother understands and she possibly gives feedback

yo i had a "word with your mother" oh no

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Your mother sucks cocks in hell

The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.

A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.

Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

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how i met your mother

A hilarious show involving five unique characters:

Ted: The main character of the show. He tells his kids the story of how he met their mother. Meaning that the entire show is in the past.

Marshall: The lovable character who always knows what to say.

Lilly: Marshall's fiance. crazy but hilarious and cute all the same.

Barney: The heart of the show. Unbelievably creepy and sex addicted. but definitely the funniest character out there. Kind of like Kramer was in Seinfeld.

Robin: An independent and beautiful woman. The entire first season is about Robin and Ted's "undiscovered love" for each other.

Scene From How I Met Your Mother:

Barney: Then we're gonna meet some ladies, It's gonna be legendary!
Ted: Don't say "legendary" your too liberal with the word "legendary".
Flashback to Barney at Ted's door in a snow suit:
Barney: Ted! we're building an igloo in central park! It's gonna be Legendary! Snow suit up!
Ted slams door in Barney's face.

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you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Used to indicate that the other person's speech has become too obscene or vulgar.

― "Chris doesn't like my hair up. I don't like my hair up. I'm not wearing my fucking hair up."

― "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

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