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be careful about what you say.
"I know you're upset, but please watch your mouth. There are children present."
When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!
Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."
Used when one or more people are continuously talking nonsense, while one is trying to gain attention.
Mikey: Yo reach casino tonight?
Jamie: Oh yeaa? i got 50 bucks
Mikey: yaa, i got no cash.
Mikey: Can you spot me 25? i'll give you that best buy certificate.
Mikey: We're getting sluts tonightt.
Massimo:yeeeoooooo, ima need that 20 Jamie.
Matt: naawww yooo i got work tomorrow
Alan: I got liquor..
Jamie: LISTEN WITH YOUR MOUTH!
Jamie: Fallsview shuttle arrives in 10 minutes.
A less rude and more playful way to tell someone to shut up
Person A: Did you know that-
Person B: Dude shut the hell your mouth with your family feud ass questions
When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!
To actually do whatever you’re talking about
Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course”
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”
Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”