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When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.
I'm stopping by your office so I can see the insurance daddy. chicken pot pie
Expensive Healthcare discount which can only be applied if the deliberately confusing insurance policy say so.
The US Healthcare Insurance plan that Greg had does not apply to his eye surgery and the 100% co-insurance policy states that he had to pay all of it anyway.
Insurance for laughing too hard
Guy 1 : Dude if make me laugh this hard again I will piss my pants
Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?
The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.
The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.
We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.
I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.
We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
When you fail in English and you pay your teacher to pass you
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The lady who you can talk to. To protect your family. Meisha Martin, she’s available to travel all 50 states and virtual. (407)860-4152
Call the life insurance lady , I cannot have you leaving out family with nothing.