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A kind of bet against yourself.
I burned my house accidentally, thank god, I had an insurance.
Any form of a weapon (Firearm, Explosive, Martial Art, etc.)
Jason: Why do you have a gun ?
Tommy: For insurance purposes.
The cousin to TheLavaPanther10 and will maybe change channel name upload schedule is trash might change name can never decide that.
Kool aid man with no insurance’s upload schedule is horrible
Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed
Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight
An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.
Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.
Ben: Mom, are you ready to go?
Susan: Yeah, hold on, let me just take an insurance pee.
What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.
"Ok...I'm going to hit the head and take an insurance pee then I am out of here..."
Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..