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The Invisible Pet Llama is a creature native to San Mateo, CA. The Invisible Pet Llama has been known to migrate to Arizona for long periods of time before returning to its natural habitat. The Invisible Pet Llama can be identified by its frolicking in meadows and persisitant dancing. The diet of Invisible Pet Llama's consists largely of Monster energy drink and magic.
The Invisible Pet Llama frolicked in Edwonya Meadow
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When banging a MILF named Barbara you pull out of her ass and try to blow your load in her mouth and her son named preston walks in and catches you in the act and you lose your erection
So I was balls deep in prestons mom last night and I was just banging the shit out of her and doing work and right when I pulled out of her ass and was ready to give her a deposite in her mouth preston walks in and right away I get the invisible door.
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the involuntary clenching of ones jaw and grinding of ones teeth accredited to consuming one or many of a variety of stimulating substances.
otherwise known as 'gurning'.
invisible chuddy is so called due to the fact that the motion of the gurn resembles the indivdual chewing chewing gum (otherwise known as chuddy/chuddley/chudson)
i necked 20 red bulls and half a line last night and honestly mate i was munching invisible chuddy
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Also known as COVID-19 or the Bat Plague by intellectuals, uttered by the greatest president in all of covfefe-kind.
Person 1: “The Invisible China Virus is sweeping the US!”
Person 2: “I know!”
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when a man ejaculates, or cums.....
takes his finger with cum on it and smears it across his other partners upper lip area....
resembling a moustache
Guy:"im gonna fucking give you a fucking invisible dirty sanchez"
Girl:"dontchya mean a dirty sanchez?"
Guy:"no bitch, i know what im doing...now get down and suck it"
When one spits in another's ear
Oh my god, John just got an invisible wet willie!
A psychological disorder involving the sufferer experiencing periodic sudden and extreme deficits of courage or leadership capacity.
Our gutless CEO has been seeking counseling for his longstanding Invisible Balls Syndrome for years but the meeting we had last week indicates that nothing so far has helped.