Mr. Krabs

An underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. He also has crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only two cents to sleep with him. They are usually ones with a snatch that smells like fish and that has wizard sleeves.

Mr. Krabs: "Aargh!"
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.

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Mr. Torgue

Mr.Torgue is the allmightiest badass in all of the universe he cannot be stopped and if you throw him at someone than the person you throw him at will explode.

Mr. Torgue will end you all

Mr Funnypants

A character populating the mind of an avid cartoonaphile who is a total goofball and whose every breath, move and statement is incapacitatingly funny.

Please stop, Mr Funnypants, I’ve laughed myself nearly to death thanks to your unrelenting twisted commentary!

mr hardy

getting a blowjob while eating ice cream.

guy1 man that mr hardy i got was awesome, sprinkles and all.

guy2 did the brain freeze make it better?

guy1 no but i froze her brain with my cream.

mrs. layne

a very mean middle school teacher that people want to punch 90% of the time

i hate mrs. layne

mr booth

That one male teacher that, well, prefers the company of younger students in his crusty PE shed. He is also known as “smoothy boothy” and “the man who touched my elbow because he was jealous”

Wow mr booth has really scabby elbows

Mr Boon

Mr Boons are dramatic geniuses that are funny and kind. They get along with everyone and their patience is unbeatable. He gets along with his class well and inspires many.
He is tall, skinnny, wears glasses and always wears jeans and a button up shirts with dark blonde hair.
Mr Boons are secretly gods that roam the earth looking to spread happiness and Boons ‘things that are helpful or beneficial’. Originating on the planet poopstick they travelled to earth to complete their mission but du to their cravings for sausages they mostly inhabit Australia.

Mr Boon: *Walks in*
Class: MR BOON! MR BOON! MR BOON!
Mr Boon: Why?
Callum: MIsTer BooOoOoN
Steph: What are we doing today Mr Boon?
Mr Boon: Theory, yay!!!
Class: We hate theory but we will do it because we love you Boon!