A day where your best friend cant say no to have sex gay, and straight
John: Hey best friend
Ashley: Hey whats up?
John: Its National Fuck your Best friend day
Ashley: Ok lets do it
2π 1π
On June 23th you have permission to fuck any of your best friends weather they be male, female, non binary, trans female or trans male, ECT.
You can go up to your best friends and say "its national fuck your best friend day" and they have to let you smash and the same goes to you.
You canβt talk to your friend or best friend for the whole day. That means under no circumstances should u talk to your friend!
This day is on October 29
Hey National Ignore Your Best Friend Day
14π 7π
the ultimate offence for preps and foundations alike.
David: your not my friend anymore!
alex: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
4π 1π
On December 17th you have to treat your tallest friend nicely and do anything they want
"Today is Treat your tallest friend nicely day."
December 11th, national bully your smallest friend day. Your welcome
National bully your smallest friend day is when you bully your friend that is shorter than you
Piss all over your friend who is 5β7 on October 23rd.
National Pee on Your 5β7 Friend Day :
Friend: βitβs October 23rd, you know what that meansβ
Friend 2: βNo.. I wonβt let you..β
*sprays and prays*