Matt Tuck

The lead singer of Bullet For My Valentine, he is a BABE with the most GORGEOUS eyes, EVER.
Actually, babe is an understatement!

Gah, I love him so much! :)

OH, HE'S SUCH A MATT TUCK!

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nip and tuck

plastic surgery such as tummy tuck

Sue went to Brazil to get a nip and tuck.

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boner tuck

when you tuck your boner into your pants to avoid public indecency charges

the teacher called me up to the front of the class, but i had a boner so i had to perform a high-speed boner tuck to avoid being embarassed

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Low and Tucked In

The act of wearing one's pants low, with their shirt tucked in. To be low and tucked in you must also be wearing long socks and have whatever pants you are wearing tucked into your long socks which are to be pulled up as far as possible. Knee socks and sweatpants are ideal. Being low and tucked in is known to aid in evading cops, running fast as fuck, and keeping your body loose and tight simultaneously.

You: smoking weed*
Police: Come out with your hands up.
You: Come out*
Police: Oh shit theez kids are low and tucked in, fuck my bad, you guys are free to go.

Joe: Holy shit why is christian running like a fucking cheetah?
Zach: Cuz that nigga is low and tucked in.

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fuck tuck

The act of tucking in only half of the front of your shirt, in a conscious effort to appear accidentally fresh. Often seen with buttown-down shirts, but also possible to implement with a polo or t-shirt. Popular in the bro and hipster communities.

Undo that fuck tuck, Eric, it's not accidentally fresh if you do it on purpose.

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Egg Tuck

When you are hitting her doggy and she reaches under and tucks your man eggs into her snatch.

I busted my nut in ten seconds after Rachel did the egg tuck last night.

got tucks

According to Fucking Derek-

Got tucks means you are good at rolling blunts

Derek told me all the cool kids know what 'got tucks' means but I can't find it anywhere on the Internet. Fucking Derek.