Life Jacket

A protective device that you put on before you Motorboat a woman with ample cans. Also a visual aid to display your intent to said woman.

Ben, bored with two cats in the bath tub, buckled up his life jacket and dove into a hearty set of knockers head first.

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Blue Jacket

1) n. An enlisted person in the U.S. or British Navy; a sailor.a sailor in the Navy. blue•jack•et (ˈbluˌdʒæk ɪt) n. a sailor.

2) n. (Military) a sailor in the Navy

Blue Jackets spend extended periods of time at sea, in all- weather conditions.

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ass jacket

When someone or something, is acting asinine.

Santa forgot my house....what a fucking ass jacket.

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Mom jacket

North face jacket that typically reaches the knees

My mom jacket keeps me so warm, me legs and all!

jacket crapper

A sex move where you take a shit in someone's jacket and having them where the now shit jacket while fucking

He darn near gave her a jacket crapper!

kathmandu jacket

an expensive jacket used as a status symbol to express how basic they think are.

mainly worn by teenage girls that think they're top shit and also 16-26 year old guys that are most likely in the closet and looking to root a year 9.

although they claim it's 'warm' and 'comfortable', we all know they begged their mum for it for their birthday/christmas because they desperately wanted to fit in.
can also be found pissed off one cruiser on any given saturday night and thinks she can fight anyone.

do not date a girl that wears a kathmandu jacket.

Guy: Hey look at Emma I'd get with her
Guy 2: Nah the cunts wearing a kathmandu jacket

Denim Jacket

An article of clothing generally used by homosexual teens.

I'm a trend setter with my denim jacket.
You just wish you had a denim jacket

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