Jake

A guy who is to scared to sleep over at someone’s house so they drive away and go into the parking lot of a church at 5:00 and text a random girl if she wants to come in his car in the left back seat and do stuff. 😝😫
Then she leaves him the next day and he never sees her again.
One Night Stand

Jake: Oh crap I don’t feel safe in this house I should just leave and drive to a church (Drives to church)
Jake: Oh it’s 5:00 am I should probably text a random girl and ask her to do stuff
Then she does it and leaves him and he cries for 2 days then finds another girl to date and doesn’t tell her......

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jake

downy

you are a jake

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The Jakes

A kick-ass dance band that makes you tap your feet and shake your booty. They come from Irvine, California.

Dude! I saw The Jakes last night. They told me to "Just dance, bitch" and I couldn't help it, I just DANCED!

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jake

adj.

(Jay•ck)
Definition: when everything turned out ok; alright
Synonyms: ok; alright; fine

person 1: sorry Hitler stole your nutella.
Person 2: yeeah, it's jake, i have more in the shed.
Person 1: you keep your nutella in your shed?

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Jake

Such a bitch, got a little dick, they're massive asshole, and means any insult you can think of.

Basically the n-word for white people.

“That guy’s such an asshole, what a fucking Jake.”

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Jake

A basic bitch from California that likes Starbucks

Look a Jake I bet he’s a basic bitch from California

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Jake

Jake is as person who at first seems to have a nice, charming personality, but later turns into a hormonal rapist.

Girl #1: "How did you and that guy go?"
Girl #2: "Oh he turned out to be a complete Jake!"

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