January 11

Ask out your crush day and they have to say yes

Girl: Hey I like you do you like me back
Boy: He’ll yeah we s January 11th

January 17

U are actually harder than jesus and the incredible hulk put together.
This is the only day better than april 7th

some examples of people born on january 17 muhamod ali, god, jesus, mr t, chuck norris, wade

january 14

january 14: national hug a girl and tell her shes pretty

boy: hey its january 14 go hug a girl and tell her shes pretty
boy: alright ill be back

January 17

the person born on this day is amazing kind funny beautiful, great to be around, lightens up your day, all in all, the bestest person in the world

oh that person is born on January 17, they must be an amazing person then

January 23

January 23 is the day where people like Panagiotis are born. That means only the best and most amazing people are born in this day. Also they are cute and funny and a little stupid. They are tall and sweet and if you have this kind of people in your life don’t let them go!!

January 23 is one of the best days to be born

january 4

all the best badasses were born today 😌
if you were born on this day just do something crazy, rob a bank, suck sum dicks, learn fancy and dance it in public!!
if you were born on this day you are amazing 😔

“i was born on january 4 “
“bro!! you are an amazing badass then!“

“i wish i was born on january 4”
“why bro”
“cause then i could dance fancy in public bro”

january 28

the fucking best day ever because i was born

You: hey man whens ur bday
Me: january 28, why?
You: yeah nah not surprised lmao