Japanese milf

A woman of Japanese descent, or partial descent, with large breasts. Hot beyond belief, to the point that a Caucasian man will be forced to climb a tall structure and exclaim his undying love and lust. Other races cannot handle a Japanese MILF.

Daryl: "I found me a Japanese MILF, dude."
Pedro: "I'd like to get me a piece of that, Daryl."
Daryl: "Tough shit - you can't handle the heat of my Japanese MILF."

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Japanese government

possibly the most corrupt (not to mention the strangest) government in the world.

one of the representatives in Japan's government includes a masked wrestler who still does not expose his face, even at an assembly. true fact.

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Japanese Food

Heaven on Earth

Japanese Food is amazing

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Japanese Onomatopoeias

The coolest type of onomatopoeias ever. They rarely ever sound accurate, which is cool.

See also: Japanese, Onomatopoeia

"Wan wan" -Dog barking
"Pocha Pocha" -Splashing

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japanese pancake

A sexual move involving two people. One partner lays on their stomach while the other sits bare assed on their back and shits. The shitter must be making contact with their partner creating a pancake shaped stool.

Dan gave Nick a japanese pancake and it stuck in his back hair.

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Japanese Screw

It is when a woman is on top and spins clockwise and the man spins anti clockwise.

John properly Japanese screwed me last night.

Japanese Cheese

When your lactose intolerant friend drops a massive duke in the toilet and calls it dropping Hiroshima.

My friend Sean dropped a massive Japanese cheese after eating 5 cheese bread, Alfredo, cheezits, and a milkshake.