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Pronounced Tee John. T-Jean is one of the most underrated drinks in the 21st century. T-Jean is a combination of orange juice and malibu rum. Created by two french/asian boys by the names of T-Dub, and Jonk.
Fill 2/3rd of glass with orange juice, and fill the remaning space in cup with malibu. (Best with fresh orange juice).
"Yo bartender, hit me up with another T-Jean" -Drinker
"You really like those T-Jeans." - Bartender
"Of course. Best drink I've ever had. Its totally vedmackwang if you ask me." -Drinker
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When a hipster eats nothing but fruit rollups and shits their pants.
The hipster ate only fruit rollups for three days and had jean jam for the next five.
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Pretty cool, hard wearing jeans - good quality American jeans - don't kid yourself they are nice -they fit me really well and I'm a body builder and they look great.
Nice jeans Arizona Jeans are nice, reasonably priced and wear well
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ripped or "holy" jeans. They're so holy, they're jesus jeans!
Dude! LOOK AT MY NEW JESUS JEANS!
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When the bottom of the jean is rolled up slightly, commonly associated with bisexuality.
I really like the style of cuffed jeans, but sometimes my ankles get cold.
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Billy Jean - derrog. n. A permiscuous girl that has gone back to each lover and claimed that each one got her pregnant hoping someone will step up and own the responsibility.
Also, a girl who gets pregnant to keep a man. Coined from the hit single from Michael Jackson called "Billy Jean" which was about an actual case where a fan claimed Michael got her pregnant and was trying to sue for money.
Grady - Yo man! That girl is straight Billy Jeanin' it!
Jerome - Fo sho! You hit that?
Grady - Yeh, but the kid is not my son! I was wearing a hat!
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Jean Jerky : The male sexual organ or some may call it Cock, Penis, DIck or Wiener. Also Known as Trouser Trout, One eyed purple womb weasel, Shlong, Dong, Wanker, Big Johnson and Meat Stick.
Scientists claim jean jerky is a combination of male camel toe and aging in an arid environment
On a long road trip the Judy said to jimmy "Im Hungry" Jimmy replied "Come get some of this jean jerky"