Jewish Fever

When a jew (Most likely male) sees an opportunity to make money, and jumps on it in a heartbeat. In this time of disarray, the jew goes through what is called "Jewish Fever".

"Man, the other day I dropped 33 cents on the floor, and while I was reaching down to pick it up, David just jumped out of no where and swiped it. He must be suffering from Jewish fever."

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Jewish Holiday

Any time that everybody gets a day off from work or school, but really have no idea why. All the Jews are meanwhile sitting in temple, praying and stuff. Then they get to eat a lot of food and get drunk. It's fun to be a Jew!

passover is fun! we get to eat matzah because we can't have bread! it's all good.

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Jewish Zombie

See:Jesus.

Happy Jewish Zombie day!
See:Easter.

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Jewish Penicillin

Tasty Matza Ball Soup.

Mamascheinz if you are farshtupped have some Jewish Penicillin, and your keppie will clear up.

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Jewish Harp

To insert your nose into the vagina of an unsuspecting female, then begin to hum a toon.

"She likes it when I hum death metal"
"The jewish harp is the new guitar solo"

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Jewish screwdriver

A butter knife when used in place of an actual screwdriver, so named if in a Jewish household with no tools.

This screw needs tightening--go get me the Jewish screwdriver!

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Jewish Mafia

A mafia full of people only containing the Jewish religion

I joined the Jewish Mafia today mom

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