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Did you see who scored the winner for Real Madrid against getafe today? Let me guess it was Jude Bellingham the GOAT
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Jude’s pp well you can’t see it it is so small. It is about a 100th of a millimeter.
Jude’s pp is so small
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A beautiful (inside and out), unique lady! She is very aristic and loved by all that know her. People feel blessed to claim her as a friend.
Bob: I met the most amazing lady last night!
Joe: What's she like?
Bob: she is a true Avi Jude!
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Sleeping with someone other than your current boyfriend or girlfriend, most likely your child's nanny.
Did you see him with that girl? I know his girlfriend and she would not approve of him of jude-lawing it like this. Especially with his baby on the way.
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This is the sequence when Br Jude tells you to open your school bag and take out a piece of paper for 30 times.
Br Jude: What's your name?
Jason: Jason.
Br Jude: Oh...Jason a...
Br Jude: Open your school bag,
Br Jude: Take out a piece of paper,
Br Jude: 30 times.
(Br Jude sequence)
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he is like a marshmallow, he has a marshmallow shaped head and hes fat like one too
that guy is such a fat kid jude
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When you are chatting with someone and can't remember a certain phrase or name. It is on the tip of your tongue but for some reason you just can't get it out of your mind. You then waste hours and hours trying to think of it, asking everyone you know. Then days later you yell out the answer and look around for approval, only to find you're by yourself.
Susan: What's the name of that British actor?
Kristen: Oh, the one in Bridget Jones Diary?
Susan: Yeah, shit I can't think of his name.
Hours pass.
Kristen: COLIN FIRTH!
Susan: The Jude Law Effect Strikes again.
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