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Drop your sack from shy high!!! Straight to the forehead
I just Mexican karate chopped that ho!
Another words for AIDS. This does not apply to HIV, only AIDS
Tim “aye cuz, I finally hooked up with Marissa, but dude, I’m like leaking down there. Like dripping green stuff. I’m getting nervous.”
Mark “dang bro, sounds like she burnt you man. You might wanna go get checked for gonorrhea dude”
Tim “yeah man you’re right. At least she didn’t get me with that ‘kill body karate’ man”
the fart is going to be loud and proud you scream Bonzi and let er rip.
right in the middle of karate class I had to let one go. I won the first spar. Karate fart.
Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.
Disappointed that his only daughter was a weak, nerdy momma's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up.
Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.
Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).
It is what happens when a girl wraps her karate belt around your dick and then smash it in half using only her hand.
Hey Kristine gave me a Karate Job last night. She's a black so it was really a huge hit and now I have a huge plaster on my dick.