Keyboard Spaz

The keyboard spaz is not to be questioned. It just is. Much like the repeating "asdf," it's an all-purpose expression. To question it is to defeat its very purpose. The purpose being a special form of non-verbal communication. It can convey feelings of any kind.

The "asdfkasjdf;lakjsdfkjasdf" is a means of expressing one's self in ways that words cannot; especially over the internet in which words and exclamation points only hold so much meaning. As it is written in chapter three of Ecclesiastes that "there is a time for everything," there is also a time for the keyboard spaz.

In short, the meaning of the keyboard spaz is specific to its use/context, but its true meaning is far more profound. It is a communication between sender and receiver in which the receiver effortlessly intuits the intended meaning. This sacred form of communication runs deep in the intuitive connection between two like-minded people.

Friend: "OMG. Did you hear that Mr. Johnson had sex with a Freshman?"

You: ";alksjfdlakjsdf;ljaksdljkadsf!!!"

Friend: "Right?! 'Holy shit' were my thoughts exactly!"

This, is the sacred Keyboard Spaz.

Keyboard Hardman

Alternate version of Internet Tough Guy

when there's a guy or gal online who talks tough online, but really are wimps offline ie "there's this bloke constantly sayin on Bebo he's gonna tear me a new one but i think he's a bit of a keyboard hardman"

P keyboard

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ayo you got that new P keyboard?

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Keyboard Adrenaline

A sudden surge in typing speed, usually due to a time pressure or a spontaneous good idea. The typer finds himself typing almost twice as quickly as he usually does. Most words typed end up misspelled.

John wanted to end his sentence on Facebook Chat before Katie could interfere, so he had a temporary keyboard adrenaline rush.

As Peter was just about to cum, he had a keyboard adrenaline rush that found him some more desirable porn to blow his load on.

Hypnotoad was having a keyb-ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

Keyboard Masage

When your colleague thinks its a good idea to mess with you and takes it upon him/herself to rub your keyboard and open all of your apps.

Boss: Where's that report johnny?
Johnny: Sorry boss I am closing all of my opened windows at the moment, tim gave me a Keyboard Masage.
Tim: Hah working hardly or hardly working?
Boss: Tim, your gay
Tim: *you're
Boss: Your fired
Tim: *You're

Keyboard Slamming

Keyboard Slamming is the action of rapidly typing random keys normally in all uppercase and can be usually found in TikTok comments.

"PLEASEEE BAHAHJHUWHFULIUDWUIG"
"OMFG ULIHWUHAHUHDUH"
"LMFAOOOO LWUHUGSHQUSHUWGFWIDWJD"
"Oml can you guys stop Keyboard Slamming and just say, lol, lmao or some shit like that."

Keyboard Cowboys

The ultimate code slinger. Wild, impulsive, living on the edge and taking risks without worrying about the consequences. May or may not singlehandedly take down a corrupt government to aid the public.

Derivative from the 1995 film hackers starring Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller.

"You wanted to know who I am zero cool? Well, let me explain the new world order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are samurai, Keyboard Cowboys and all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle. Moo."