know-it-all

One given to showing off about what they know by teaching others on numerous different topics that have little relation or no relation at all to the each other or the main subject matter at hand; pedant

"I'm afraid that's not going to fix the truck, Jim. To fix a truck you have to retool it. Not that much different from fixing a television set in which you rewire the power cords. Power cords which interestingly enough came were invented in the 1800s around the same time jim crow laws were passed and The First Barbary war took place. It's interesting to note that the first law was-" "Can you tell me how to fix the truck or not, know-it-all?" snapped Jim, justifiably so.

My know-it-all father went rambling on about irrelevant shit from how to groom dogs, how to tattoo arms to how to construct a road and how to build a house instead of getting to the point about figuring out the math problem. As it turned out he didn't know how.

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never know

you don't know it until you do/try it

Example 1
Kid - I bet there's no more chips in the closet.
Other Kid - Never know..
(He want's the kid to get more)

Example 2
Girl - I bet he's not going to like me..
Other Girl - You never know! :D
(The other girl is giving her confidence)

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you knows it

you knows it...slang frase used by residents of the UK...goldie lookin chain are known for using it often

you knows i love you
you knows its true
but i love your sister too

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Know Homo

The ability to know if something is "No Homo" or "pro homo" in a sutiation.

"Yo, You heard Stan kissed Dave?
Know homo man."

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Nobody Knows

Said when an answer is unknown.

This nobody guy sure knows a lot of stuff. Nobody really knows how though.
Its a mystery .. I guess nobody knows.

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i know

often seen written as "i knaa" - is a sarcastic phrase used to mock people, typically a slow person who asks or says something ridiculous. it is usually in the form of an exclaimed sarcastic response. it was originated at the ccolr in west philly.

hey, can i get a dollar?

"i know! dont you have a job?"

i got fired

"haha, iiii knooowww!!! dude, you're at work right now idiot! im your freakin' co-worker. you just got your check 2 minutes ago you douche bag!"

no, im poor now. i want to saaavvveee.

"hahaha. iiiii knaaaa. im done. please go play in traffic SIR"

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You know?

(phrase) Means practically anything. Similar to the way the Smurfs use "Smurf." Coined by Lisa Giles

Edward: What happened to all of this material? We are missing $10,000 of it!

Lisa: Well... You know?

Edward: You're fired.

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