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1)Playing online games, while downloading porn simultaneously
2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming
"ahhh FUCK porn lag...Em stop downloading porn"
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When a game lags, but the playable character goes normal speed, making the game incredibly easy.
John: Man, the final world in Super Mario Bros. is hard!
Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.
When you get used to a stupid sleeping routine, ie going to sleep at 4 am and waking at noon and you have to wake up at a reasonable time to travel or to work. Similar to jet lag
I felt so bad coming to school today because of the holiday lag
Someone who is playing a game online, either via console or pc, who has a crappy internet connection and or is downloading a huge file, that lags up a game, making everybody lag, therefore RUINING the game.
"What the hell! that guy is disappearing and appearing , I can't shoot him!, What a lag munch!"
An inexplicable death occurring during a heavily lagging multiplayer game.
The effected player may have full health/shields and/or be completely isolated from any percievable threat; such as, but not limited to, enemy players.
Player 1: Why the fuck did I die!? I had full shields and there's noone near me! Mcsnazzy498 killed me? Where the fuck is he!
Player 2: Shit! People are glitching left and right! This is so laggy!
Player 3: How am I supposed to kill anyone when we're all Lag-Dying?
Player 1: Fuck this game, I'm leaving.
After drinking a few, you easily fall asleep only to wake up several hours later, wide awake and unable to return to sleep. The booze has upset your sleep cycle, similar to international or cross time-zone travel.
You: Dude, I had killer Booze-lag last night! I passed out after those margaritas at 9:30pm only to wake up with a vengeance at midnight. Too bad I have this presentation today and I'm wrecked...
What a 29er rider suffers from when they have shit fitness
Bobo stalled going over the hill because he has shit fitness and 29er lag
Ahhh that there is 29er lag