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The best thing to happen to metal since slayer; a breath of fresh air considering what most of the kids my age (16) would describe as metal. Black veil brides, bmth, avenged sevenfold etc.
Me:oh you like metal? Who's your favourite band? Mines Lamb of god
Guy my age: Umm who? Mines bvb. Death metal is my favourite
Me: -.-
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The "plating of the lamb" is: the wrapping of both legs behind the head by a naked female causing the vaginal region, specifically the labias and clitoris, to protrude in an open display of various consistencies that often resembles a small lamb attempting to suckle.
The display or, "plating," is often met with the most enthusiastic response at fraternity parties, tailgates and in the hotel rooms of married, Republican politicians.
I walked into the party to see Carrie plating the lamb. I wanted to vomit, but the guys seemed to love it.
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(1)noun- slab cut from the less than desirable part of the hind-quarters of the wooly ruminent quadropeds commonly known as the domestic sheep or lamb (Ovis Aries). commonly used in canine nutrition(2)noun- 1/3 of the world renowned tri-pod of the Northeastern United States. (LEC) v.lamb-flanked, adv.flankly, adj.flankalicious
(1)Give the lamb flank directly to the dog.
(2)Matt, Greg and Lamb Flanks are frequent patrons of the Goodtimes Cafe.
(3)You got lamb-flanked! That sucks to be you!
(4)Yo! The chics at Goodtimes are flankalicious!
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When you leave your own party to masturbate
I can't come back to the party, I'm busy prepping the lamb.
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Error 404: Lamb Sauce not found
Where's the LAMB SAUCE????????
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Large quantities of useless information, highlighted and cataloged in one central location. thought to be important by Jay Lamb.
Look at this stupid picture. shove it in the Lamb log.
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Lamb of God are quite possibly the finest metal (note I said metal, not some fucking technical sub-genre bullshit because for some reason every fuck who listens to metal wants to identify their bands as one fucking subgenre, fuck that, it's all metal, some is shit and some is good, deal with it. Fuckers.) band to appear on earth, ever.
They fuck shit up, fucking sick guitars, brutal drums, tearing bass and, of course, FUCKING SICK VOCALS.
Lamb of God practically hold the same status amongst people who appreciate real music as Jesus does amongst Christ-lovers.
Thus, dissing Lamb of God is essentially blasphemy against good music, and should most definitely be punished by a good whipping.
Fuck you if you don't like Lamb of God, I hope you end up with a garotte around your neck, struggling to breathe as the pummeling brutality of Pariah forces itself into your pathetic mind.
You fucks.
Respectable, intelligent person: "I like Lamb of God, respect their talent, and enjoy the excellent and technically amazing music they produce."
Fuckhead: "Lam of godz r terriibl, tha gai cnt evn sng! He jzt, lyk, yelz? WTF?!"
Lynch mob of Lamb fans: *Lynches fuckhead.*
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