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When one passes, looks at or hears about a lamp or its shade they feel an overwhelming urge to perform mighty sensual acts of self indulgence.
That man obviously has a lamp fetish, I can see his sex endorphins (some may say sexy Dolphins depending on ones geographical location) working overdrive.
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The place in Narnia marking where the wardrobe is.
Mr. Tumnus met Lucy by the lamp post.
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Former Aresnal and current Chelsea striker Olivier Giroud.
"Arsenal and Tottenham have gone and brought good players. Who have we bought? The lamp post from Arsenal"
"Back then we had Drogba. Who do we have now? That lamp post Giroud!!!"
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(n./v.) to masturbate into a condom and then fill it with water and tie it. thus creating a lava lamp-like object to be hidden in the houses of friends as a revolting prank.
we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.
we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
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The coolest lamp ever, made popular by the movie "A Christmas Story". A sexy lamp of a woman's leg.
Merry Christmas! I bought you a leg lamp.
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when you beat someone with a lamp that has a bendable neck, this is what they get.
My mom was so pissed last night, she beat me with a lamp and gave me Lamp Lash.
A Lamp Hetero, is a heterosexual that lights the way with love. A true ally to the LGBTQ+ community.
"Look at that Lamp Hetero over there. They sure are an example of shining love and acceptance of the LGBTQ+ community."
She left with her brother when their parents kicked him out--total Lamp Hetero