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another word / phraze for a blow job. specifically when you use your hand to push a girls head down repeatedly during a blow job as if to simulate dribbling a basketball on your lap.
last night was the best round of lap basketball ive ever had
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1. to give a girl really hot sex and still have enough stamina afterward to give her more
The way that fox in the open-back dress is looking at me, she pretty much has a guaranteed victory lap.
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Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.
"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."
When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap
John: OUCH!
Friend: What is it john.
John: I just 'Lap Cocked' My willy!
1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins
1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth
A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.
Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".
The name of a venture taken by females from Longwood University through the beautiful campus of Hampden-Sydney College. Normally, these ventures are taken in the afternoon or evening of a regular day during the week. The groups that take the venture are usually comprised of several females from Longwood University. No males from Longwood University take the venture since they will develop feelings of inferiority since the males would be on a campus of real men.
Hey you want to take a Sydney lap?
Hell yes, I love driving through H-SC to see the great men and campus. It’s much better than these guys here at Longwood.